(Miscellaneous Drivel) Paranoid Conspiracy Theory #1

This is the first in a new line of paranoid conspiracy theories of mine. I don't necessarily believe them, but they're random things that occur to me.

Here's this one:

Fast food restaurants' condiments are chemically formulated to only taste good with food made by said fast food chain.

Think about it. If you've ever tried using, say, Burger King BBQ sauce with a McDonalds' hamburger, it doesn't quite taste right. Taco Bell's taco sauce doesn't really taste good on anything else, not even other tacos that didn't come from there.

Posted on Monday, June 28, 2004, at 08:10 AM
Thoughts

I disagree. Arby's sauce tastes good on Smith's ox roast. Wendy's and Arby's barbecue sauce taste good on chicken. Arby's Kickers sauce is good on lots of stuff., etc.

Posted by: GRAMMY at June 29, 2004 09:28 AM

See that's the thing, you missed where I said "I don't necessarily believe them."

Posted by: E at July 1, 2004 08:50 AM