(Miscellaneous Drivel) Paranoid Conspiracy Theory #2

Fast food restaurants who provide free drink refills are making their straws more narrow so that people will drink less.

Actually this one isn't quite so paranoid unbelievable for me; I think it's really the case.

Anymore when I go to Taco Bell I have to get two of their straws to get the normal soda throughput.

Popeye's is the one remaining bastion of free drink flow through single straw.

Posted on Saturday, July 03, 2004, at 07:53 AM
Thoughts

so I saw you were looking for our new EP.
You can goto smartpunk.com and get it there for now. We've recorded a new recorded, but we are sitting on it for a little longer. We'll keep everyone posted on our website.

Sage
The Last Great Liar

Posted by: Sage at July 12, 2004 06:47 PM