Paranoid Conspiracy Theory #2Fast food restaurants who provide free drink refills are making their straws more narrow so that people will drink less.
Actually this one isn't quite so paranoid unbelievable for me; I think it's really the case.
Anymore when I go to Taco Bell I have to get two of their straws to get the normal soda throughput.
Popeye's is the one remaining bastion of free drink flow through single straw.
Posted on Saturday, July 03, 2004, at 07:53 AMso I saw you were looking for our new EP.
You can goto smartpunk.com and get it there for now. We've recorded a new recorded, but we are sitting on it for a little longer. We'll keep everyone posted on our website.
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The Last Great Liar